What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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minorities.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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