What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Women rights..

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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KEVIN HART

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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knock knock your gay

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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