What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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noodles

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Akshaytiger World

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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