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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Amputations.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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