What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

lewis bedford

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Poopsack Jones

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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