- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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