- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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