Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How you know when dislextic

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Maths.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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