What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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