- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

hey you like pizza? whatever...

Two arabs fly into a bar.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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