A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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your gay

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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1unno;njfjk

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hi iggy

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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The song Friday Rules!

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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