Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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i dont fisish anythi

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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