A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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An antijoke

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Laura Pratz..

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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