Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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