- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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