- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Skinny people fart less.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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