- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A dyslexic blind man

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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