Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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