why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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