Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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I asked her where you were.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

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