- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

diarrhea.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Niall Horan

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

A shark ate your mom

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

the bible

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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