A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Robin, get in the car!

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