Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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69.... is a number

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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