Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

Yo mama's fat.

I like poop in my butt

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

A black man comes home from work.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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