A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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