Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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