Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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