Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Gale swallows.

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womens sports...

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you.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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