Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Good to see you today!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Chikin nuggets

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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