What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Womens rights

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What's two plus two? Window

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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