- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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