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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Anti Joke

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