How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Knock knock What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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