Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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