why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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