- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

So a jew walks into a bar!

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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