- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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