- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

no

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

hard cheese

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.