A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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