Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Koalas mum is a slut

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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