What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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