How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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