Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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LIKE THIS!

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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