Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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