- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Nickleback.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

MOOOOOOOOOOO

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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