What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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