Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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