What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Cameron is a r e t a r d

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

... Chan chan

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Where do you live? In a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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