- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

The NBA and womens sports

i lost the game

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Women's rights.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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