What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

BOTTOM!!!

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Justin's hair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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