Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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