Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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God

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

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